mercy syndrome

When a person believes that a girl feels so much pity for them that they actually like them.

"I feel bad for Brandon. He actually thinks Sam likes him. Just another bad case of Mercy Syndrome."

by Dead_Meme April 6, 2017

mercy sex

Mercy sex is sex, coital or oral, given a guy for comfort reasons rather than because of desire or love.

After Seamus had taken her to dinner Molly felt that she needed to give him some mercy sex.

by Heather Yamamoto January 29, 2006

Merky Shadowed

the act of removing fun from everything just to create a new experience. Such as removing parts of a game to focus on aspects that don't matter such as removing mining from minecraft only allowing you to plant trees.

Reese: Why can't I mine in minecraft.
Dan: The server got Merky Shadowed.
Reese: Now what do we do?
Dan: Sit here looking at a tree doing fuck all.

by UnknownPound July 2, 2019

Mercy selfie

When a celebrity asks if you want to take a photo and you don’t want to hurt his/her feelings.

Ben asked if I wanted to take a picture with him. The thought hadn’t even crossed my mind but I wanted to be polite so I took two mercy selfies with him.

by Caligirllite September 6, 2018

Mercy Stroke

The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.

Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*

by 8butt April 30, 2014

Marry Sue

Marry Sue
Sueish

A book that has a main character that is emotionless, and really has not found a place in the story or identity.

# Sueish- MC's

Undeveloped person to the point of cliche.

Oh my- I was mortified said Marry Sue being Sueish- Marry was lost looking into his eyes- seeing his perfect everything, holding in her breath, and to dumb to remember to breathe.

by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

Marry Screw Kill

A type of would-you-rather game in which you are given three people's names (typically celebrities or people that are well-known to you) and you have to choose one to marry, one to screw, and one to kill.

"Okay, Marry Screw Kill: Leonardo DiCaprio, Taylor Lautner, Ryan Gosling."
"That's easy! Marry Leo, screw Ryan, and kill Taylor."

by dancinginhighheels January 1, 2012