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Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad
Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons
by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020
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Melona

A feminine name that fits well for a woman that’s brave , beautiful, funny, full of life and courage. A melona can light up any room she walks in and any person to lay their eyes on a melona will be struck speechless with the beauty they have to offer in and out . She’s not one to mess with and she’s all about protecting the people she loves. This is melona a woman that’ll be down 9 times but get up 10.
Samantha - What is another way to say bright light

Jason - a melona ;)
by Melonadefinition July 25, 2019
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Melon Brothers

Two guys who frequently bring melon (watermelon, rockmelon, etc) for each other. The melon is usually nicely prepared (cut in regular sized cubes) to impress the other guy. They will usually eat the melon together and in front of other people to strengthen the melon bond. Melon brothers are usually very protective of each other.
Dude, don't you know we are melon brothers. I will fuck you up if say anything bad about my melon brother.
by EvgenyIsGreat May 16, 2010
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Grace The Melon

The most perfect person that has ever stepped foot on this planet. Just talking to her gives you butterflies plus a massive smile on your face.
She cares ALOT as well.
Talk to her for a long time and next thing you know, she stole your heart.
She also has this smile, where just looking at it makes you smile.
She is extremely cute and gorgeous.
Grace The Melon made my day once again.
by Sir. Lemon October 25, 2022
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slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
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maronite

A 1500 years old ethno-religious community present between lebanon and syria who are named after syriac monk maron who died in 400AD .
Their patriarch (patriarch of antioch and all the east )is the second most important figure wihin the roman catholic church.
They constitute 23% of Lebanon's total population ~around 1 million out of 4.2 millions lebanese citizens and detain the highest political authority in the country .
FRED: Who's that guy in your picture ?
BOB: THAT'S my friend Elie He's from the middle east
Fred: but why does he wear a cross if he's arab.
Bob: He's a Lebanese maronite christian
Fred: jewish name and muslim family name but he's a christian !
by Abdelmentekmntizo March 6, 2018
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Melon Fucker

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"
by RedBarrage September 6, 2010
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