Upper Merion High

Upper Merion High school is /not/ A bad school, despite what the other two retarded definitions might say. Hell, why does an obscure high school even have a definition? It's a nice place with a new laptop loaning system implemented in 2009, and that's about it. Bullshit on people who make those defs. on things they know nothing about.

Person on Urbandictionary: What the hell is this? Upper Merion High isn't a bad school, I need to make a definition that tells that it isn't what those posers say about my school.

by TheTruthAboutUMHS September 19, 2009

Merion Cricket Club

Haven to rich main liners who rely on daddy's money. The most exclusive club in the Philadelphia region. Most known for its exclusion of non-wasps. Kids from the main line prep schools eat regularly at the sports bar for lunch.

Daddy can we stop at the club to get something to eat or maybe get a quick tennis match in?

by mccmember March 22, 2005

Upper Merion High

This school is so bad that even community college's look down on it. It's filled with the white kids who think that they are ghetto but are truly not and white girls who have black girl attitudes. The freshman girls are the biggest sluts ever. The worst thing about this school is that people are actually retarded enough to get drunk while in school but to make it even worse some are retarded enough to get high in school. This school is a complete JOKE

Comm College Teacher: Oh my god, you went to Lower Merion!
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)

by AField November 25, 2007

Upper Merion High

Stereotypical American high school. A school of middle-class toolbags and stoners; kids thinking they are the shit, but really just suffer from major personality crisis.

- "Upper Merion High is a pretty dry school"

- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"

by Denmark Dave June 11, 2006

mericon

A faggot or homosexual.

In the game Scarface: "The World Is Yours", Tony Montanna shouts alot of things, some of them being "COCK SUCKING MERICONS!!"

by dbz123 May 13, 2007

merison

Massive douchebag who plays too much Call Of Duty

Hes a total merison

by ping pong twang June 20, 2011

Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)

When a male poops and cums on the poop, he over the poops in cum like cake frosting. Then she gets honey and cover the poops with honey. After he puts it in the freezer and waits tell if freezes and when he about to fuck his girl friend he takes the poop out and shoves it in her ass. Then he fucks her analy, while the poops is in her ass it melts and the honey shit and cum mixs together. While fucking the mixture leak out. When the misture comes out it looks like gold rushing out of a mountain

Hey last night that dude "Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)" his girlfriend

by Dr. Johnny O August 9, 2010