A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21
Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
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Get the chiky merchant mug.In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010
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Get the Merch mug.The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.
I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.
Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
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