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Menese

A nice ass girl that fights when she has too, she has her friends back. She is nice, funny, pretty, and smart. We all love Menese <3
Girl 1: Hey! How is your friend Menese doing?
Girl 2: She is good like always.
Girl 1: Cool.
Girl 2: A bad ass bitch
Girl 1: okay....
by Your Gay Momma April 18, 2019
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Menese

Nice ass bitch that fights when she needs too that has her friends back, funny, pretty, inspiring, and smart. We all love Menese <3
Girl 1: hey how's her friend menese
Girl 2: she is like always a bad ass bitch
Girl 3: okayyyyy......
by Your Gay Momma April 18, 2019
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Menese

Nice ass bitch that fights when she needs too that has her friends back, funny, pretty, inspiring, and smart. We all love Menese <3
Girl 1: hey how's her friend menese
Girl 2: she is like always a bad ass bitch
Girl 3: okayyyyy......
by Your Gay Momma April 18, 2019
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menses rea

The fertility-cycle-based intentions driving a woman's actions.

Often used to second-guess or disregard feminine figures and their points of view.
"We can't have a woman as President of the United States! Her menses rea would get us into World War III!"

"She was acting hysterical over the smallest things...must've been consumed by menses rea."
by jaques_custodian April 24, 2020
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Mineses

the pizza is mineses
by Captain Beer June 22, 2010
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poor man's menses

1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.

2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.
Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".

- or -

Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"

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Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"

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OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"

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OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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Meeses

1) The driving force behind the revolutionary religion of Meesism. The religion is led by two individuals that will remain unnamed. If the wrath of Meeses is invoked, the perpetrator shall be mailed boxes upon boxes of crazed, horny, rabid weasels.

2) More than one moose.
1) Do not invoke the wrath of the meeses.

2) While in Canada, I saw several meeses.
by Lok Reaver February 16, 2004
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