Melon

A substitute for the insult "Bitch" when there are youngins around.

Luis: Hector guess what?
Hector: what?
Luis: Haruhi season 3 was confirmed!
Hector: no way?!
Luis: jk
Hector: you...*young folk walk in* MELON!

by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017

melonic

Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.

Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!

by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005

melons

big boobs

I got big melons, they are 38DD.

by Stacy February 10, 2004

melons

nice round breasts
see tits

1.)i wanna' squeeze those melons!!!
2.) keira has nice melons!!

by someone who shall remain name less!! August 6, 2003

melon

A trigger word in Façade, a artificial-intelligence game test, which makes Trip react like you said something offensive, mostly leading into kicking you out.

Trip: Hi! How are you!
Kha: melon
Trip: You know what? I think you should leave. We'll be fine, just GO.

by outformyown March 7, 2012

Melones

Spanish for huge tits..

maria tiene melones gigantes

by DonCabron October 13, 2003

melon

The act of smacking another's forehead as a sign and act of derision.

That wicker fool done gone swiped my pewter so I gone and laid a melon on him.

by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005