Mexican Urinal

The act of urinating durring anal penetration.

I gave her the Mexican Urinal last night.

by Mexicansoda February 15, 2010

Flag

Get the Mexican Urinal mug.

melina

she is the most chill girl you ll ever meet. she is just so stunning. gorgeous from the inside and from the outside. when she walks by, she turns every boys head around. she is one of those persons you could spend a night together just talking. YOu can have a lot of fun with her but you can also talk 'bout serious stuff. she will always listen to you and try to find a solution. with her you gain a real friend. in a bigger group she sometimes seems shy but its because she just dont give fuck. she just thinks it efforts to much effort starting a fight with someone she not even cares about. she doesn't wanna spend her time talking to people she barely know or wanna know so she is rather quiet. not in an impolite way, just quiet. she is quiet but nice. to everyone. she is really never bitchy, like never. people just love her. she is the oppisite of tall but has an even bigger heart. WE LOVE HER.

boy: who is this?
me: oh this? this is melina do not even try, she is out of your legaue man

"she is so damn kind. she is a real melina"

by mloo April 16, 2020

Flag

Get the melina mug.

Melita

Is the coolest person you will ever meet.Her eyes are goals.She is beautiful inside and out.If you ever meet a Melita never let go of her .She has her ups and downs but If you stick with her you won't regret it .She can really make your world.She does care too much for her friends and family even if she doesn't show it .She is also super sensitive so don't blow up on her .Whenyou first meet her she is very quiet but then she never shuts up.

Boy 1: Hey do you know her

Boy 2: yea she is Melita

by Kelly1027 September 6, 2016

Flag

Get the Melita mug.

Mexican gaslight

When something is very spicy but Mexicans tell you it is not

-They told me "go on, try it, it's not spicy". But it was and they laughed at me saying it was not spicy at all
-Yeah, typical Mexican gaslight

by mexgaslight July 4, 2022

Flag

Get the Mexican gaslight mug.

Mexican Crosswalk

The sloppiest most disorganized gang bang you've ever seen. Nobody’s even sure where this lady came from. Is it even a woman? Did anybody check? There's a steady stream of people coming in and out of the room. Somebody is barbecuing ribs in the corner. A chicken walks through. Who brought a t-shirt gun? Two dogs wrestle over a turkey bone shaped like Lance Armstrong's fat sister and one gives up to take a shit on the carpet. There's a raffle draw for Single A baseball tickets. In the far corner a be-mulleted Peruvian musician with not enough teeth sings a barely passable Spanish version of Come On Eileen to two homely yet (slightly) moist 50-year-old twin sisters from Wisconsin, etc, etc

Named after the pure pandemonic crosswalk experience of Mexico City where simply crossing the road is a messy adventure in every step. Pedestrians are targets. Red lights are merely advisory. A chicken walks through. A toddler holding a partially eaten cob of corn is crying… or possibly choking?? Two seniors stop mid-street to dance to some music that has too many horns in it. Did I just step over an original Atari game console covered in sticky lotion? A guy with a cart full of heavy-duty safes, faucet heads and typewriters goes window to window of stopped cars to try and see if anybody needs to buy a heavy-duty safe, faucet head or typewriter, etc, etc

Guy 1: Hey, when I left the party last night the only people left were the lacrosse team and that old librarian from eastern Russia. How'd the night end?

Guy 2: *sigh* You'd never believe it but it turned into a bit of a Mexican Crosswalk...

by Dr Thwack February 18, 2019

Flag