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metaphorically i'm a whore

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.
by d.e.a.t.h. December 14, 2016
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metaphorize

Verb. To make something into a metaphor in order to change something to make it more vague or poetry-like.
Dalia wrote a poem about her and her boyfriend, but she didn't want her English teacher to know what it was about. She metaphorized it into a poem about two hummingbirds.
by Tricia McMillan May 9, 2008
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Metawhorephosis

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!
by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009
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Megashower

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.
sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life
by Harry hermione December 3, 2010
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Virgin Megastore

An all-girls highschool.
Dude 1: Are you coming to the canteen at lunch?

Dude 2: No I need to nip to the Virgin Megastore.
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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Megawhore

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.
Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.
by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019
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Metaphorically Rose.

mutantcarsteve: "hey motherfuckin rose. *sends horse gif*"

Metaphorically Rose: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD STOP SENDING ME HORSE GIFS I HATE THEM SO MUCH. I AM METAPHORICALLY ROSE."
by mutantcarsteve. November 16, 2021
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