Megalodon

A huge 18-meter shark, nobody knows if this shark is a myth, but it's said that a huge tooth from this beast has been found in a area where a ocean used to be. (AKA the ocean dried up from all those years.) The tooth goes up to a height of 7 inches. This shark was bigger than a whale shark, and would eat other sharks and giant squids.

"Have you heard of the Megalodon shark?"
"Isn't that a legend?"
"Nobody knows, but if it's real, it's extinct, so it can't hurt animals or humans!"
"But I heard it's still alive... and there's proof..."
"Woah..."

by Ironically Incredible April 5, 2015

Megalodong

A big Dick Diver. A commercial diver who's cock is so large, it could be mistaken for a shark

Quick!!, everyone out of the water!! There is a massive megalodong near blackburn's asshole!!

by JWATT85 November 10, 2018

Toxic Megacolons

The most dominant ROTO baseball team ever assembled, without collusion, via skilled drafting, shrewd trades, and timely waiver acquisitions. The team took the lead in its 12 team league in mid-April and never looked back, finishing a dominating 20.5 points ahead of the runner-up. Its murderous batting lineup finished 1st in 5 of 6 offensive categories (R, HR, RBI, AVG, OPS) and 2nd in steals. Its dominant pitchers carried the team to 1st in ERA and WHIP, 2nd in SAVES and HOLDS, and 5th in WINS and K's. The indomitable lineup, in its optimal form, was as follows:

C: Brian McCann, ATL
1B: Albert Pujols, StL
2B: Chase Utley, PHI
3B: Aramis Ramirez, CHC
SS: Jose Reyes, NYM
OF: Lance Berkman, HOU
OF: Carlos Lee, TEX
OF: Matt Holiday, COL
UT: Troy Glaus, TOR
Bench: Hideki Matsui, NYY; Jason Varitek, BOS; Corey Patterson, BAL; Kevin Youkilis, BOS; Juan Rivera LAA

SP: Roy Halladay, TOR
SP: Andy Pettitte, HOU
SP: Jered Weaver, LAA
RP: BJ Ryan, TOR
RP: Akinori Otsuka, TEX
RP: Tom Gordon, PHI
P: Todd Jones, DET
P: Joel Zumaya, DET
P: John Lackey, LAA
Bench: Esteban Loaiza, Jon Lester, Mike Stanton

Carlos Lee was acquired in June for Pat Burrell and Ken Griffey Jr. to solidify and streamline the lineup.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest ROTO team of all time!!! Wooooo!!

Man, there is no way we can compete with the Toxic Megacolons. That team is a juggernaut!

by Crew Middle Fork December 7, 2006

Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015

Megachode

A penis that is at least 2 standard deviations greater in girth:length ratio than average. Also used as a mild insult in some cultures and subgroups.

Person 1: “Yo, I heard Mahmoud has a Megachode.”
Person 2: “I have also heard this”
Person 3: I bang dudes

by Alxke September 11, 2021

Megaclondoniestinohayo

A NIGGA WHO CANT STOP BEING BLACK AS SHIT LIKE I CANT EVEN SEE THEM WITH NIGHT VISION GOGGLES!

hey its a Megaclondoniestinohayo

by THE NIHGA November 22, 2021

Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark

Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023