meffin

Ghetto way of saying "messing".

That dude best not be meffin with my car.

by Bobby Now August 25, 2009

muffingasm

when one experiences an orgasm over one with a muffin top.

While at a party, Kevin experienced a muffingasm over Tina's muffin top.

by Muffintop January 23, 2008

Soggy Muffing

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass

"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"

by phillipejosecarlosludacrispabl April 25, 2010

Muffingasm

When one takes a bite out of a muffin that is just so good its orgasmic. They then proceed to straddle someone and start humping them while chewing. Once the muffin is swallowed, the one having the muffingasm jumps up and yells "MUFFINGASM!"

I only had one muffingasm...

by xxfallyxwallyxx March 2, 2011

Maffing

The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.

"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"

by stacys mom 76 June 26, 2015

anal muffing

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole

Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!

by MaryvilleGoSaints November 6, 2013

meffin

someone that is looking for a fight for no apparent reason

"Mate, he has got meffin written all over him"

by DJ Smalley July 10, 2006