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Meetup whore

A women or man that signs up for several meetup.com events every day of the year and goes to at least 4 per week. They have no social lives outside of meetup.com
The women are fat, ugly old maid spinsters and the men are desperate pathetic losers with no game who can't get laid.
Are you a single fat bitch over 35 desperate to pop out a couple of rug rats or snag a sucker? Then you're a meetup whore!
by massiveerection December 15, 2009
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meet-free meetup

When two people propose to meet each other socially, but never actually follow through with the meeting, thereby appearing to fulfill a social obligation, without any risk of actual socializing.
My friend sincerely invited me out for lunch, and I sincerely said yes, but we never bothered to call each other back to confirm any time or dates. I knew then it was a total meet-free meetup. Still, I appreciated the gesture. Sort of.
by SnotBubbleBoy May 14, 2011
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meetup.com

Meetup website for pathetic losers with no lives. Its craiglist in person. 90% of events have the same 20 people like arrogant pricks chris redman and daniel lum who can't meet friends or romantic partners. The organizers are anal retentive obsessive control freaks.
Daniel Lum and Chris Redman are meetup.com addicts because they have no social lives without it.
by shitmeister June 8, 2014
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jugo meetup

when two people meet for the first time and are awkies bc they kinda like each other tbh
F: i’m so keen for the jess and hugo to meet!
S: yea it will be a jugo meetup
by i.am.smart January 4, 2019
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BBC Meetup

its when a large group of lil critters meet up and slap each other with bbc
yo dude wanna do a bbc meetup later
yeah
by odhc February 3, 2025
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Mikey Meetup

A group of strange weirdos, plural of the noun Mikey (a weirdo)

- Invented by Max Dudson, Auckland
I'm not going to the staff party, its gonna be a Mikey Meetup.
by anonymous March 17, 2025
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National Car Meetup Day

National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm
Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.
by TheBigTwinkie November 3, 2021
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