Meef 

A lover of Anus Ham, Bent Bananas and general Fudgepackery

Fucking meef...

Meef by Fizzle, E December 9, 2008

Meef 

1) Mighty beef, or a fatty cow
2) A representation of ones strength

Ex1: (Staring at a fat cow) That's one meefy cow
Ex2: Bob: Hey, look johns got meef!;

Meef by Oskenso Kashi April 2, 2008

meef 

A word of no particular meaning. Can be used to express apathy. Also used as a casual nonchalant greeting in IRC channels. Also a name of a website. Meef is believed to have been invented by orgbot.

Lenin: I just found a meatball on the floor and ate it.

Orgbot: meef

meef by Lenin March 19, 2005

Meef 

`the plural of muff. Refers to a group or herd of females (like goose and geese)

"Chad, bro, the meef here in Ibiza are absolutely fire. I would let any of them give me AIDS"
"We better invite meef soon otherwise this party is gonna be a complete sausage fest"
"WHERE THE MEEF AT?"

Meef by Rick Muffman June 28, 2016

Meef 

An expulsion of gas through the penis. The male version of a queef. Usually very high pitched; at least a G#.

The doctor told Jacob that it was only a meef, that it was nothing to be concerned about.

Meef by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

meef 

Meef, noun. Slang for labia. Usually used with a negative connotation for labia that are mangled looking or abnormally large.

Holy crap look at the meef hanging out of her panties, that's disgusting.

meef by Juan Carlito May 23, 2006

Meef 

When a guy farts on a vagina and the fart goes in the vagina and comes back out smelling HELLA STANK

Guys I meefed in my girl and she fucking love it

Babe meef me

Yo bitch can I meef on ya

Bro the meef didn’t stink and I was disappointed af

Meef by LeAbram October 17, 2018