madgitated

When you get super mad and agitated at the same time.

Everything that everyone did and said bothered me today and I got really madgitated!

by Debbiedub April 22, 2016

pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.

My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.

by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008

Medicated the Socks

to distribute or disseminate information via social media.

That youtube video was so great; I've medicated the socks.

by gollumullog March 15, 2011

medgetate

To be mindful of your own laziness; lay around in a relaxed, meditative state

Blake is really into mindfulness and all that. When he lights the frankincense, he can medgetate for hours without accomplishing a thing.

It was another rough week at Google. Fonseca skipped yoga and spent most of the day medgetating.

by albrigjr November 18, 2017

Mergitate

A more complex form of marinating, established in the Okanagan, BC, Canada. With meat such as chicken you would “marinate”. With vegetables such as cucumber, you leave it to MERGITATE. This way the flavours will “merge” and “mergitate” to give you the best flavour possible. An expert form of food preparation, known by few.

I left the cucumber, dill, onion and sour cream in the fridge to mergitate overnight. The results we fantastic!

“I’m mergitating”

by Batwoman2019 December 25, 2018

medicated brownies

not a whole bunch to say other than they have drugs in them and their brownies, 10/10 tho of course if its legal;)

person 1; were did all my brownies go mom?
person 2; it was potluck at church so I brought them, why?
person1 ; mom they were medicated brownies
person 2; what does that mean?

by vcbubby January 6, 2021

Meditater-tot

A profound thought provoking idea, quote, question, saying, or response often spiritual or esoteric in nature that is or has the potential to become a cliche . A “deep thought “.
Example -“The dark always attacks the brightest lights because we are the biggest threats.”

-“ a merry laugh doeth good like a medicine “

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My grandma used to gives us the sweetest old school meditater-tots to ponder as we went to sleep.

by Prince of course October 4, 2023