Meat Slap 2019

Verb

The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”

Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019”

by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019

blown meatflaps

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.

dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.

by Daddams February 18, 2015

Jividi Meat Slap

When one(male) straps a partner(female) to a spinning chair and spins her around while slapping her in the face with his cock causing a black eye.

Noah and Isiah preformed a Jividi Meat Slap

by Cockpump December 24, 2015

meat slap

slapping other peoples dicks #not masturbaiting

i will meat slap my dad

by yugioh is better than fortnite April 25, 2019

meatlapse

When a vegetarian eats meat.

She had been a vegetarian for 3 years, but had a meatlapse at Western Sizzlin' last week.

by ashleexoxo March 9, 2011

meatflaps

natalie’s pussy because she masterbates so god damn much because no one wants to fuck her

my friend says natalie has bad meatflaps

by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019

MeatSlanger

A man who has sex with lots of women and stays single while doing so

Tiger Woods would be a MeatSlanger if he wasn't married.

by Leventay July 5, 2010