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Metaphorical Chess

-Usually between a man and a woman.
it is far more complicated then conventional chess, take all the board games u know and put them on a risk board of ur brain and hers behind a battleship divider
He sunk his pawn with her own queen. What a lucky pawn.

What a long game of metaphorical chess. It's lasted their entire marriage.
by DragonVenom November 12, 2008
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Metaphorical Monday

The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day
Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!

Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.

Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!
by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007
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metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender

a non binary binary androcephagender human who identifies soley as a metaphoric polymultitheocrayon gender
metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender
by social justice May 22, 2016
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Mattphobic

When you despise Matt donavan with your whole heart, at this point it your sexuality or gender doesn't matter.
Oh look at all of these tvd fans they are all thinking about how it would feel to shot Matt donavan, they must be Mattphobic!
by Sarah salvatore December 30, 2020
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manphobic

To have an irrational fear and dislike of men. Manphobic women commonly portray themselves or their children as victims of men when they are not. Manphobic women even see men who offer to help them as controlling, patronizing or sexist. They also commonly see any man who disagrees with them or expresses an opposing opinion to them as oppressing them, abusing them or demeaning them in some way.
Man that feminist was manphobic, she is a real man hater, she thinks every man is a rapist.
by Happyguy March 19, 2015
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Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.
Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'
by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011
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