Meatloaf 

sluggish or lazy, boring, moving slow

damn bitch y u meatloafin 'round u tired or sumthin.

damn that class was so boind i was like meatloafin through it

yo dawg look at that playa meatloafin through da hood , he be off da heezy with that ghetto mama!!

Meatloaf by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Meatloaf 

An infant of such a young age (less than 6 months). Generally the baby is wrapped warmly and held. This gives the baby the appearance of a meatloaf.

Krista saw Cayte holding her meatloaf at the mall.

Meatloaf by HawieDied? September 1, 2009

Meatloaf 

A very flabby dick.

Girl 1: Oh my god, I found out last night that my boyfriend has a chode!
Girl 2: Yeah, well I didn't 'want to tell anybody, but I recently discovered that my boyfriend has meatloaf! Should I break up with him?
Girl 1: Ew, I totally would...

Meatloaf by Jensen.Alika February 14, 2009

meatloaf 

meatloaf a softcore gay pornstar named Joe. He has a xxx edition dvd of the fat britsh signer meatloaf. Joe aka meatloaf starred in these movies, "Burnt meat", Stale meat, and more loaf for the meat". He is a very gay man who loves "Protein shakes" freshly squuezed from dr.faggins(his bro).

dammnnn isnt that meatloaf the softcore pornstar.

meatloaf by i dunni April 4, 2005

meatloaf 

the incredible, edible indie rock god known as anthony!

meatloaf served up some hot pre-release indie the other day. god praise his good name and bless him with the fruit of one thousand virgins

meatloaf by meatloaf July 27, 2004

meatloaf 

Letting one's love muscle go to waste.

Not using the ole trouser trout.

Also can be used as name for a cock.

as in,your meatloaf burning in her hot oven.

See ya later dude,
Don't let your meatloaf....and or...burn in the oven.

meatloaf by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

Meatloaf 

A hairy piece of crap made from the inner reaches of a man/woman's bowels that has been removed by using the hands in a sweeping motion.

Ryan Gorham meatloafed a fatty from his sister.

Meatloaf by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003