bag your meat

To bag one's meat. A man involved in the missionary sex position with a woman. Successful intercourse involving the interaction between male genitalia and female genitalia.

Dude! That chick is all over you! Bag your meat man!

by Smash addict February 23, 2007

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bag of meat

When a man gets fucked by multiple dicks

Bro I’m just pounding this bag of meat

by Gucciegang May 1, 2018

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meat in a bag

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.

1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."

by louseinbag May 11, 2021

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Meat Bags

A woman who has excess skin on her vagina making her lips hang longer.

Hey Sean have you seen Kristys meat bags?

In gym class you can see Nicole meat bags hanging.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

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(1) Probably by far the most worthy and giggle-rich definition of the male reproductive member. The definition can, however, also be used to refer to the entire collective male genitalia.

(2) The penis and associated "sack".

Jill was unskilled at first, however, after a few expert lessons she was now fingering my meat bagpipe with expert dexterity.

Christy, skeptical at first, did not believe the rumors of me girth until she lifted me kilt and was forced to "benchpress" me meat bagpipe. Och... Aye!

by Stud McManly November 17, 2007

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