JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 30, 2024

teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.

Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!

by Cail oof February 1, 2024

meat ride

To agree with someone 100% of the time no matter how stupid their idea.

P1: Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever!!!
P2: No he is not all his roles are the same character.
P3: I totally agree with person 1 Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever and person 1 is never wrong
P2: MEAT RIDE!!!!!

by Th3 2 N 0nly May 31, 2009

meat ride season

Generally a certain someone kisses as much ass as they can to try and “get in” a special group of people.

John: “I heard Freddie was kissing up with the Big guys, it’s meat ride season.”

by Yaboinekkerass February 12, 2018

Quantum Meatrider

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.

Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.

by get_got February 10, 2023

MeatRider

Someone who acts overly obsessed with someone else and pretty much praises them.The Meat refers to dick. Also known as "on their top" or "dickrider."

John: "Dude, My Twitter name got soulja boy in it, my profile picture is soulja boy, my Boxers got soulja boy on it, and my room is filled with posters if him! Im a Huge Fan!"

Brian- "No, You're a Fuckin MeatRider John!" "Get Off his Dick!"

by iTalkSwavey October 27, 2012

Tetrapod Meatrider

Somebody who is obsessed with tetrapods, i.e. someone who isn’t apart of “Cookie Clickers against Tetrapods” movement.

Person A: “Hey, do you know Clayton? He’s a real tetrapod meatrider.”
Person B: “Yeah, unlike Amia, Brandon and Mark, who hate tetrapods.”

by amiaiyaya October 1, 2023