no half measures

No half measures refers to killing all assholes while you still can
Walt , after that guy killed his wife, I can only tell you , no half measures
by Pinkdude July 31, 2019
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whore's measure

The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.
My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".
by Pseudonym February 2, 2005
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Lundie Measure

A Lundie Measure is an massive measure of grain based spirit such as gin or vodka. It is achieved by appearing to pour the spirit into a measure but ensuring that half the spirit is pouring straight into the glass. The excess is hidden by a mixer or ice.
Sally looks stressed, I’ll pour her a Lundie Measure.
by Piersyboy April 1, 2020
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mississippi measurement

The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.
The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."
by Mr. Bloodfart November 10, 2015
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stealth measuring

exploiting mechanics to measure distances in a table top war game where one is not allowed to check distances freely
We said no stealth measuring! If you want to measure before every action go play 10th Edition!
by IamMeWasTaken April 2, 2023
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Measured compliment

A vague and insincere compliment used to be polite in a case of something awful, i.e. a terrible play, song, art piece, et cetera.
Man 1: "Oh, what a joy. By the way, the sound...is great."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."
by Bros Grimm November 1, 2017
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Last Measure

Last Measure is a pop-up shock site by the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) featuring various shock site pics, including Tubgirl, Meatspin and goatse.cx. It is also accompanied by a NSFW audio exclaimg "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". It is also known to give your computer viruses. If you ever come across of it, DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON IT!!!
"Holy shit, I just clicked on a link to Last Measure!"
by Mike Cheesemin October 16, 2006
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