mcguyverable

The above definition, plus:
To me truly mcguyverable, you need to fix things while sporting a mullet and acid washed jeans.

by Durango May 13, 2003

Mcguyver smoker

A resourceful pothead. one who can make a smoking device out of anything

JD: Get me a Snorkel, an ice pick, an avacado, and some tinfoil...
COME ON IVE MADE MORE WITH LESS!

jim: dang JD... ur such a mcguyver smoker

by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

vagina mcguyver

a man that can a vagina no matter where he is, or the surroundings, no matter where he is... he always finds vagina

way to be a vagina mcguyver at the gay bar last night

by WTF!! December 11, 2007

McGuyver

When getting 2-7 off suit in Texas Hold'em and thinking you can create something of the worst hand possible...

Damn, you bought that pot with the McGuyver?! You lucky fuck.

by Jonas swe March 21, 2008

mcgeevered

this is where you are totaly wasted are in need of an ambulance. You are usualy mcgeevered when out on the local park with your bottle of vodka spinning around like a little fool gettin smashed out of your face.

fuckin hell see Danii M on newhall park last night
yeah man she was mc fuckin geevered mate
well and truely mcgeevered youth
yeah yeah see Ash singing christmas carols ?
he was mcgeevered mate !!

by samballs34 December 25, 2007

Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011

Mcguyvering

The act of getting a girl pregnant thru anal sex.

My girlfriend is on the pill, but I really want a baby. I guess I'll just be Mcguyvering her tonight.

by CaramelSchlong November 20, 2023