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Travis Mcgarry 

This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.

Stats and attributes:
0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Polly: Hey, how’s your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*

definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
Travis Mcgarry by FatMaccaPac October 7, 2022
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Dirt McGirk 

A girl, usually a hick and or some sort of trash who can be seen: Riding in muddy trucks while wearing a rebel cap, chewing tabacco, scratching their vagina/rubbing her vagina in the dirt after urinating in the bushes, flaunting a dirty thong,or posses any other feature one may feel is "dirty". The McGirk is just a cool ending.
"Hey Ty that girl looks like dirt"

Girl proceeds to turn around and her shirt says "I love dirt"

"holy crap Ty she is Dirt McGirk"
Dirt McGirk by David M. D December 30, 2007

dirt mcgirt 

someone or some act that has you disgusted
Frank the dirt mcgirt dropped kangaroo pellets into his girlfriends mouth while she was sleeping and then woke her up and told her she had bad breath.
dirt mcgirt by Friskydingo March 31, 2007

Dirt Mcgirt 

When you break up old cigarettes to roll a new one.
"Yo C I'ma roll A dirt mcgirt"

"I'm gonna break these butt's down, and roll a dirt mcgirt real quick dawg"
Dirt Mcgirt by Jappawocky January 2, 2014

Dirt Mcgirt 

Weed that isn't worth smoking.Bad Weed.
Yo I'm not buying from Navia no mo, she has that Dirt Mcgirt.
Dirt Mcgirt by Adrian November 5, 2004

tits mcgirk 

midwest slang for the absolute best of the best
That new escalade is tits mcgirk. I damn near splooged looking at it.
tits mcgirk by jUmB0 March 19, 2003

dirt mcgirk 

a jerk mcgirk who buys dirt mcgirt weed.
"yo baby yous a dirt mcgirk with that stink ass shit up in here."
dirt mcgirk by chumlord February 1, 2008