This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.

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0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Polly: Hey, how’s your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*

definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
by FatMaccaPac October 7, 2022
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