madonna troia

"madonna troia" is a tipical italian angry expression which is used when you are really angry and u wanna shout to the gods to know how much you are angry. Especially in Veneto, we use to say it really often, even if we are not angry at all because it's almost a fashion. So if u come and visit italy, you can spam it as much as you like it and you will make lots of friends in few seconds. Trust me, this is pure pwnage.
*TIP* If you are really angry, u can say "MADONNACCIA TROIA", or with even more effect "LA MADONNACCIA TROIA".

"OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN ASKING ADSL FOR 4 YEARS BUT I STILL HAVE NOT IT, MADONNA TROIA"
"Ma dio cane son 4 anni che chiedo l'adsl e devo ancora averla, madonna troia"

"It's raining like hell, Madonna troia!!"
"Madonna troia che piova!!"

"Mi si è bucato il goldone Madonnaccia troia"
"Oh my god the condom has a hole Madonnaccia troia!!!"

by susho March 28, 2008

McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this

McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8

by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018

Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 22, 2004

madonna puttana

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

by CCqq January 17, 2009

porca madonna

Way to insult Virgin Mary. Italians use it when they are very angry or feel hard pain.
Similar expressions connected to the Virgin Mary are "Madonna Bocchinara", "Madonna Puttana".
Italian creativity is often shown in the creation of similar expressions.

Mi ha rubato le scarpe di gomma, porca madonna!

by Ripallo November 10, 2008

touch of the Madonnas

losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.

'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

McDonalds

The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.

"Damn! We missed McDonalds!"

"Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."

by The Volkswaged Beatle June 27, 2005