McDonalds

A restaurant staffed by college kids and mexicans that serves crap in a bun. Known to cause depression, McJobs, and severe obesity.

Cashier: Hello, welcome to McDonalds! How many tons would you like to gain today?

Me: Wut?

by CaptainXDify December 19, 2012

McDonalds

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

by A2P July 27, 2005

McDonalds

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.

McDonald's fries taste real good, though.

by AYB May 16, 2003

McDonalds

1. Home of Evil Personified - Ronald McDonalds
2.Place that people pretend to despise to act cool, but eat at every Saturday.

McDonald sucks ass! I hate it! *chomps on Big Mac*

by Kay July 27, 2003

McDonalds

The thing that’s running through your mind all day and night but the longer you keep eating McDonalds, you won’t be able to run at all

Have a healthy diet of McDonalds and you, yes, YOU! can have diabetes like the other 9.4% of the population!

by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019

McDonalds

a nice place to work until some cutomer comes in acting as if i am so kind of low life. you should think twice before pissing off the person making your food. think about it!

come piss me off and see what kind of surprise you get in you bugger oops i mean burger.

by LOVINIT!!! May 18, 2004

McDonalds

A fast food place unfortunately found around the earth. Shitty food is easy to spot here, usually greasy beyond recognition, probably from the nasty pimple-faced losers rubbing their face in your food. These losers usually have voices that crack alot. McDonalds gets sued alot, and this is a good thing because McDonald's sucks

Holy shit, you eat at McDonalds? I feel sorry for you, you poor bastard.

by . May 29, 2003