Staples's definitions

owl

A bird of prey that hunts for small animals at night because of it's nocturnal behavior. Its main calls are Hoot, O RLY, YA RLY, and NO WAI. When spotted the best way to announce it's presence is "LOLS AN OWL".

Owl: "Hoot hoot"

Dude: "LOLS AN OWL"

Owl: "O RLY?"

Dude: "YA RLY"

Owl 2: "NO WAI!!"

by Staples September 17, 2008

Mcdonalds

Celebrating american obesity since 1955.

It must feel great to make $5.15 an hour at Mcdonalds!

by Staples August 20, 2006

Tightly

To explain how tight something is

How tightly can you keep that rope

by Staples August 1, 2021