Get the Malut mug.*This girl again*? Bruh this girl is the best, funniest, weirdest, cool girl u will ever meet. She is my best friend for life. Shes kind and she brings star bucks every day to school, and I drink like half the cup. Then I get fuckin hyper cuz it's fuckin coffee. Wowza! She is my fake sister for life tooooo. We are sisters for life. MiaLuna if u read this... I hope u write about my name as well.
by @Quintins Best friend October 9, 2018
Get the MiaLuna mug.The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.
1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
by whowantcookies January 15, 2015
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by MALUDACRIS January 24, 2008
Get the Maluda mug.A fourteen year old girl who got famous on Musical.ly and for having problems with Danielle bregoli. She is praised by either ten year olds or forty year olds no inbetween. She claims she is “art” when in reality she is just a child who belly dances for fame. She body shames other people even though she has to wear buttpads in order to get attention. She gets in arguments with other people from social media but when it’s time to start using actions, she threatens to sue them and hides in a hole. She makes songs about love even though she’s barely a teenager and tries to rap. She is one of the worst social media stars and should be burned at stake.
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