mazel tov

"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"
"UGH, fine. here."

"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."

by rainynights447 July 31, 2005

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mazel tov, bitch

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

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Manhattan Mazel Tov

When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup

Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts April 15, 2017

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mazel tov circle

A circle of Jewish men that pray to Judias while burning photos of Adolf Hitler and mumbling mazel tov.

Dude I am so tired from that late night mazel tov circle.

by Mail Yttam December 22, 2020

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Mazel Tov Cocktail

Vodka w/ vanilla extract and lemon extract (8-1-1 ratio), smoked and w/ a lemon peel.

Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.

by LeechminMendoza June 26, 2019

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She’s a really nice girl but can also be vengeful. She might have a thing for a Charles, but nobody really knows. as long as you support her and put up with the antics, you will make a great couple. she loves romance novels and frogs. hates people whose names start with E. IM LOOKING AT YOU, EVA AND ETHAN. she has probably never been in a relationship and doesn’t really know how to act around people. however, she’s really, smart and beautiful and an absolute BOSS.

Bro how does Mazel walk in those shoes?

Idk man

by nova-lou May 13, 2023

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