Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

not needed

by joe April 1, 2004

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 1, 2008

Macwards compatible

Anything and everything that will work with a Mac or other such Apple products.

-"I don't have a PC, and I'm having a hard time finding many games that are Macwards compatible."

-"How unfortunate."

by YIIMM March 1, 2008

Mr Maynard

The Blaster of Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees. As well as the Detention gifter to Blake Burgess. (Used to be chill, now out for revenge).

Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees: *Search up Bad Boy things on the internet*
Mr Maynard: *BLASTS*
Blake Burgess: *Laughs at Inappropriate joke just after Blast*
Mr Maynard: *GIFTS DETENTION AND FARTS OUT NOSE TO KNOCK OUT ALL BIG BOIS*

by Ventureofthe6 May 7, 2019

maynard james keenan

The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.

Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997

by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008

Maynard James Keenan

Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.

a perfect circle,Tool

by Sarah Kathryn,22, just another Aries born and raised in Ravenna,Ohio May 6, 2004

maynard

A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.

Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."

by APropist July 15, 2011