dank maymay

dank maymays are even danker than dank memes. dank memes bow down to dank maymays.

Yo dude check out this dank maymay!

by He who sends it January 22, 2019

Mayday parade

the absolute best band in the world.
no comparison.
definately none.
=

ohmy. mayday parade is thee shit!

by lexie. November 9, 2007

Maynard James Keenan

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.

One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...

by Heather April 7, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!

How good is Maynard in that Tool song?

by Natalie December 9, 2003

Maynard Special

The act of locking ones friends/family in a car with the windows up and farting repeatedly. Hazardous to humans and the environment.

Ohh shit that stinks, there's something wrong with you!

by Clementekid May 27, 2010

Conor Maynard

Conor Maynard is an amazing singer and a huge role model to myself and teens around the country! Conor Maynard's are extremly sexy/fly and the girls "Can't Say No" to him:) Conor Maynard has a really good sense of humour and is always cracking jokes leading his mayniacs (LIKE ME) crying with laughter!

Omg you guys you act so much like Conor Maynard... < HUGE compliment! If someone calls you or says you act like a Conor Maynard you should be very very proud of yourself! Conor Maynard is the best person on this planet!!

by powergirlxxx July 5, 2012

Mayday

international distress radio code word, when using voice transmission

SOS is the morse code version

MAYDAY is reconized internationally as an emergency code on any type of radio system, and should be taken seriously.

"Coast Guard, this is the Andrea Gail, MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003