Mauriana

A beautiful but agressive girl. Fun to hang out with, when she has the time to. Maurianas are busy, but popular and funny.
Maurianas are very busy but good at what they do. They are also very hardworking, and like to please everyone. They are very easy to make angry, but have a hard time staying that way. Maurianas could potentially rule the world.

1. "She's kinda agressive...but really funny! I should hang out with her."
2. "Wow, she's REALLY busy. What a Mauriana!"
3. "Oh my God it's a Mauriana! Quick, act like you're doing something good so she'll like us and won't get angry!"

by Perfekt Mädchen October 3, 2010

Mautans

A bunch of 'Mean Girls' wannabes that wears pink, owns a fucking burn book, and always say sksksk in every fucking sentence. They also have matching shirts, and spills wine instead of tea because they are 'classy as fuck'. They are also a group of people who wanted to sabotage prom, so they're not that bad at least.

I can hear the noise of Mautans whining over ice-skating because it might ruin their feat, damn.

by heyimvii August 25, 2019

martia

A layed back chiled young lady with a lot of class, sweethearted but don't mistake her kindness for a weakness snap when she feels it's needed a attractive young lady and don't mind putting her hands on a bitch if she needs to thick and knows how to keep a man

EMartia is attractive as can

by snapping season December 30, 2013

Matiana

Beautiful girl with a great personality and smile. They can usually be seen to have a resting b*tch face but they really aren’t one. They are very protective of their friends and family, but once you do them wrong they’ll either scold u with her rath or just hold a grudge for a really long time. Most Matiana’s are dark hair, dark eyed because they are usually Mexican or Hispanic. They are also hard working and intelligent girls. Though they do search for love a lot so sometimes they have really bad taste. They can also be a little dramatic but only for people they really care about. Overall Matiana’s are just really amazing girls that you should keep around

Wow Matiana is such a gorgeous girl

by Dude.wtf.man February 20, 2019

Mattias

The sexiest kid I’ve ever seen.
He has high IQ and massive penis.
He gets all the girls. He’s handsome and rich. Good at gaming

Have you seen Mattias?
No but I know that he’s the sexiest kid I’ve ever seen

by Ok so I did not see January 30, 2020

Mattias

Mattias is someone who's there for you whenever you need him. He listens to your problems and gives you advice when he can. He's fun to play with and is a typical bro.

If you have a Mattias, you've got him forever. He's loyal to the people he cares about the most.

He's a true lad, and loves to muck around just as much as the next person. A truly epic mate.

"Oi! Mattias! Wanna catch up after class?"

by MaxButtz March 25, 2020

Backseat martial artist

Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.

Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.

Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ

BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.

BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know

BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ

by Lee Gin Jet April 24, 2008