Maury

The show that black folks go on to find they baby daddy because they aint tryna pay the hospital no money.

Keisha: Hey NaNa! Yall goin to the hospital to see if RayRay the babydaddy?

NaNa:Child Boo, im goin on maury cuz its FREE!

by dabest706 December 17, 2007

Maury

Definition 1. A popular television show in which DNA results are done in "public for the world to see."

Definition 2. As a name "Maury" means to attack or denounce or to announce negativity for the public world to see. For one to pull a Maury means to manipulate or deceive usually through charm to obtain information to use against the enemy at hand.

Definition 3. To be sneaky and beguile then destroy; the devils serpent.

Mau= Attack, Revenge, Spite, Spread

Ry =Rivalry, Blight

Man bra bra I am pissed dude. They took what I wanted

"You gunna get revenge?"

Yes sir i shall do a Maury

"Man the whole world gets to see you get payback"

Best part is they don't even know it is me

by bobodllol December 22, 2013

maury

the only show other than jerry springer that shows that WHITE women are such hoes skanks and sluts they are the most common people on the maury povich show nd seem to be the most common people who have prostituting daughters

Maury:when it comes it to 18yr old thomas domo u r not the father
women:*runs backstage*
man:*cranks dat michael jackson hee hee*

by KDY CHiC June 20, 2008

mauri

A dad who left

I wish Mauri would come back, the gas stations only a mile away

by mauriismydad June 20, 2019

Maury

bitches looking for child support 💯

Maury will read the results, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

by eduxr June 21, 2021

Maury

A show that stars a man talking to people from the hood about their lives and is funny af!

“Boy, can’t netflix and chill tonight. Gotta go watch some Maury”

by LilHBIC May 7, 2018

Maury

A fart that smells so unfamiliar/disgusting that you refuse to believe that it came from you.

I thought I squeaked out a Maury, but it turns out Jamie ripped one at the same time.

by CaptainPancake May 3, 2016