Matzelle

An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.

Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him

by Bobby Valentine February 16, 2005

Matenase

A white person that dances to amapiano

Come check out this matenase

by 5starr June 21, 2022

Mateen

Of mythical origin. The sexiest beast in the whole universe, he controls and does whatever he wishes. There is truly no stopping him when he is awake. But he lays dormant for millions of years at a time before awakening.

When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!

Taco: The times of Mateen's awakening are near, brace yourselves!

by Dope Boy Banger November 14, 2014

Marzena

A sexy ass motherfucker who's funny and fun to be around. Very beautiful polish girl that loves to laugh. Loves animals and friends. Loves tumblr and facebook but most importantly her friends.

That girl is definitely a Marzena

by thatbl0ndegirl November 18, 2011

Brother Mateen

The teacher all his students love to annoy. Brings out the gong to kill their ears in revenge. A secret brony under the guise of a long white thowb and kufi. Also, the definition that voters won't let pass.

Brother Mateen banged the gong, killing everyone's eardrums

by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020

Mateen Cleaves

THE best NBA player ever. Mateen Cleaves takes on MJ Shaq and Mourning with one hand tied behind his back. Mateen Cleaves is amazing!!!

"Mateen Cleaves Chikkin!!!!"

by Creepsex December 9, 2008

Matzinger

The name of a highly intelectual person, of a high wealth standard of living. One who also falls into deep meditations with definate regularity.

That guy looks likes he is pulling a Matzinger

by Thomas May 13, 2005