Maduro Throat Slide

The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.

"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"

by CWVA August 9, 2012

real mature

1) slang: said when someone does some
thing childish, immature

2) rfm (real fucking mature) can also be used

guy 1: "Girls have cooties"
guy 2: "Real Mature, dude, real mature..."
guy 3: "Yeah, dude, rfm..."

by drifter33032 April 19, 2007

matronize

to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize"

Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize you like that?

by SquarePegIX August 2, 2008

Mature

What 97% of the people on Urban Dictionary aren't.

People who write sex positions for the most random words on Urban Dictionary are not mature.

by Miku326 March 22, 2011

mature people are weenies

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe

Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.

by baylenslevinee April 27, 2020

Maturity

The level at which one understands society's, and opposite sex's appeal to oneself. Is able to recognize appropriate times to act immature and can confidently carry themselves through times of despair, relationship issues, job interviews, exams, family problems, etc.

A mature person is mentally free of all immature excuses such as, egocentric blameworthiness, "too tired", "I forgot", or lying for cover. Instead, a mature person will respond to issues with admittance and apologize.

Maturity...
Immature:

Police Officer - do you know how fast you were driving before I pulled you over?

Driver (lying) - I didn't even know what the speed limit was?

Mature:

Police Officer - Do you know how fast you were driving before I pulled you over?

Driver (honest and apologetic) - My apologies officer but I believe I was traveling around 15 over the speed limit.

by Jimmythesnagglepuss September 27, 2011

mature relationship

A relationship where you really care for someone. Where you are comfortable and can be yourself around them, yet know you can still be seductive towards them. You are only sexy for this one person. A mature relationship doesn't mean sex, but means that you trust that person enough to know they would respect your views on interactions such as that. In a mature relationship you are comfortable enough to talk about a future or what make you happy, what makes you feel good, and what you don't like without fearing judgement. A mature relationship is a mutual love shared by two people embarking on a future together.

Tom and Julia's mature relationship led them to a long life together.

by ChrysanthemumAngel December 17, 2016