Matty Meatball

Can be both a person or used as a general insult:

As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"

Use below list to identify:

1) A person that is all about meat

2) May require the meatbeater

3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU

4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle

5) Only drinks Corona

6) Dislikes being a Meatball

7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat

8) Option of Halal Meatball

9) Always reem

10) Lush thick beard and chest hair

11) Best looking in hometown

1
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack

"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question

2

"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims

"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry

by LittlePawsCat September 19, 2014

Mattypoo

a cute nickname for an adorable Boy.

Mattypoo is so cute. ok then, don't call me that, ok then.

by bmasterpro April 17, 2011

mattsmash379

A pro OWL Xbox player who is a sussy baka

“Do you follow mattsmash379 on Instagram?”
“Yes! He is such a sussy baka!”

by FOLLOW @MATTSMASH379 ON IG June 23, 2021

mattsexual

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

by MCD December 16, 2013

uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

by Laktaysha October 18, 2003

Mattossola

A person that makes up lies/stories for his own amusment in order to avoid seriousness.

"I tried to tell you that I'm pregnant but you continued to mattossola me all night".

by wtorres June 26, 2008

Mattsy

A nickname given to a girly boy with a belly button ring fetish. He loves his awkward girlfriend but tends to cheat on her with a muffin whore named Vanessa. He can be the cutest and trolliest person in the world. You will just love him.

Mattsy: "I love you. x'"
Abbsy: "And I love you more. c':"

Girl 1: Isn't that Mattsy? Abbsy's boyfriend?!
Girl 2: He's making out with that

muffin.. What the hell.

by Abbsy June 15, 2012