Mattcall

A call that is immediately sent to voicemail because someone keeps repeatedly calling and doesn't get the hint that you don't want to talk to them.

Girl 1: Gah! He just called AGAIN, but I ignored it.
Girl 2: Haha, damn, that kid keeps getting Mattcalled... Why doesn't he just go back to frog face?

by <3333333333333333333333333 September 3, 2008

mattkin's diet

The act of binging on pills and meth for a year in order to lose weight.

is that fat matt?

yeah.. he's been on the mattkin's diet.

by gidhdfgsijoshgdfuighsdfi;bgsdi April 28, 2010

mattacass

Balance, all things perfect, happiness, real.

If you want things done right you have to mattacass.

by smart4 August 8, 2014

Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence April 19, 2018

gibson mattice

Fuck Face

Look at that Gibson Mattice over there

by Deadpool_0578 May 23, 2017

Mattka

When nothing else, can describe how super cool something is, it is Mattka.

I saw Chuck Norris and Mike Ditka fighting a Siberian Tiger and it was Mattka.

by Mung Lover3000 September 3, 2009

Mattchann

1. The best XBL gamertag known to man.

2. A freaking beast.

Dude, LMAC 1337 Mattchann.

You serious!?

by 13333337777777 September 25, 2011