Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

It is when you started playing Basket ball when your Dad was in his Dad's sack

Habib: Bro do you see Ahmed over there
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

by digo_bone February 12, 2019

Skater Matress

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

by Washington's Own Victoria April 28, 2005

Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

Mature Buck

An older, handsome man. A DILF. The female version of a cougar.

“I’d really like to take that mature buck back to my place tonight” “The young doe was seeking her mature buck”

by Emmariehickman November 16, 2019

marine matress

An airforce chick who only fuck marines, beacause all the rest of the force men are queers.

I Going to get my grove on with a marine matress tonight.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Yami no Matsuei

Literally meaning Descendants or children of darkness, Yami No Matsuei is a shonen-ai anime and yaoi manga about angels of death, ensuring that people die when meant to. It focuses on Tsuzuki, an alien, cake loving, happy acting, psychologically depressed angel of death and his cold, unfeeling new partner, Hisoka.

My friend lent me Yami no matsuei on dvd to watch over the weekend.

by physicallyunstablebandgeek June 12, 2005