MAGAPhobia

Having or showing a hate of or prejudice against supporters of President Donald Trump, especially expressed through Hate Crimes.

The Covington Catholic Hoax and Jussie Smollett Hoax demonstrates MAGAPhobia on the rise.

by ALXTheLord February 25, 2019

Mattphobic

When you despise Matt donavan with your whole heart, at this point it your sexuality or gender doesn't matter.

Oh look at all of these tvd fans they are all thinking about how it would feel to shot Matt donavan, they must be Mattphobic!

by Sarah salvatore December 30, 2020

mariaphobia

mariaphobia is the phobia of Maria. Maria is watching me type this right now, so much pressure... I think it's making me develop mariaphobia.

Nerissa: I think Maria is watching you.
Athena: OMG I THINK I'M DEVELOPING MARIAPHOBIA!!!!!!!!!!

by totallynotathena December 10, 2021

Magaphobia

The fear or hatred of President Donald Trump, his supporters, opponents who don’t suffer from Trump Derrangement Syndrome, the United States, or western civilization. Symptoms include total disregard for facts, rock hard confirmation bias, dick size decrease, deeming Trump supporters bigots without evidence, defamation, anti-semitism, or advocating for unjust siezure of property, also known as socialism.

Trump supporter: I think we should lower the corporate tax rate so that it is not higher than China’s.

Don Lemmonhead: RACIST CLASSIST!

TS: I think we should make abortion illegal after the heartbeat is detectable.

DL: RASIST SEXIST!

TS: I think we should be able to keep our guns because gun violence has decreased by 46% in the time that gun ownership increased 51%.

DL: GENOCIDAL RACIST!

Narrator: this is magaphobia, Don Lemmonhead is a magaphobe and is magaphobic.

by King Conservative April 3, 2019

Maskaphobia

Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask

The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask

by Hailey Comet May 2, 2020

Matchophobia

The innate fear of matchplay in any sport, but especially tennis.

Jeff does pretty well at practices, but he suffers from matchophobia and loses every match.

by A matchophobia October 25, 2009

methaphor

A metaphor that one could only come up with while high on drugs, especially crystal meth.

"Bro! That stoplight is a nexus connecting time, reality and sandwiches!"

"Dude, if you make one more methaphor, I swear to god I'm stopping the car."

by AKTim August 27, 2012