MatPat

Noun
An internet idol whom inspired a culture and highly intelligent society. Host of Gametheory, one of the most highly intellectual beings to walk Earth.

Verb

To commit a highly intellectual action.

Noun:
MatPat is my idol! I tune in to Gametheory all the time!

Verb:
If my calculations are correct, which they are for I Matpatted, I will have created a quantum accelerator.

by MatPat FanClub February 8, 2021

matatan

Someone who has is of respect and everyone looks up to as being the man. Un tipo que se la sabe todo en la calle, pero seguramente no paso del noveno grado.

"Diablo loko, javier taba rapando con xiomara, y la mama lo agarro. Cuando ese tipo vio a la mama se volo del segundo piso y no se rompio ni un hueso"....."ese si e un MATATAN"

by bksgre8st March 31, 2005

Macatoon

The act of masturbating to cartoon porn while Rubbing Mac n cheese on your genitalia until genitals are cooked medium rare

I’m going home to macatoon

by Bsnyder2018 March 6, 2018

MaDcAt75

Also known as {SQ4}Antioch, MaDcAt75 is a man that goes around on a variety of forums posing as a 25 year old girl and passing off others' art and/or computer work as his own. One may read the story by googling {SQ4}Antioch.

I can't believe MaDcAt75 lead us all on like that.

-or-

He pulled a MaDcAt75 on us but we knew better. What a noob.

by fluxed September 10, 2004

matchturbate

To masturbate to the profile picture of a person on match.com.

Yeah, I went on a date with that chick once. It didn't work out, but I still matchturbate to her profile pic after I come home drunk sometimes. But then I end up reading her profile and get sad when I read the part about her dog dying, and I can't finish.

by ghuuuuuuu July 4, 2010

Madcatz

A word used to describe 3rd party or poor quality goods.

Things that fit under the Madcatz umbrella are:

Clothing made by:
Asda, Bench, Donnay, Kappa, Kevin Klein, Tesco

Electrical goods manufactured by:
Joytec, Logic 3, Logitech, Teco, Madcatz

Food and drink made by:
Aldi, Happy Shopper, Netto

Mobile Phones and MP3 players made by bands other than:
Apple

Motorcycles by:
Aprilia

Other general rules:
If an item has a turbo button,
If an item is covered with an excessive amount of stickers or decals,
If an item has been fitted with extra lights that have in no way enhanced the performance or function of the item.

Dave: Hey Luke.
Luke: Hey Dave, is that a new mobile you have there?
Dave: Yeah, you like it.
Luke: No, it looks a bit 3rd party to me. Why didn't you just get an iPhone?
Dave: I'm not spending that kind of money on a phone besides, this phone does everything the iPhone does.
Luke: Yeah and it's probably got a turbo button too.
Dave: ???
Luke: That phone is madcatz. FACT!

by cptchopper69 October 14, 2010

mancation

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.

Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.

by Jack7559 April 28, 2006