masturbaterial

Material that is suitable to be masturbated to, masturbated with or masturbated on.

Example-
"Dude did you see that new Kate Moss photo?"
"Is is masturbaterial?"
"Every photo of Kate Moss is masturbaterial."

by Brenanna February 1, 2014

Masturbaterade

Combination of Viagra, an energy drink, and a sports drink to help sustain performance during intense masturbation by giving the user an extreme erection, plenty of energy and the perfect amount of hydration. Stamina will increase and it will be possible to masturbate for hours.

My wife left me home for the weekend so I picked up some masturbaterade to use on Saturday night.

by Chubs McGahee July 4, 2012

masturdater

A person who masterdates

John: Why is Jim always in his room at night ?
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.

by Fuckboy114,506JkLolz June 19, 2017

mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

chronic live masturbater

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.

oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater

by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008

masturhate

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.

by hograndax March 16, 2009