An update about your masterbation habits
Person 1: i have a masterdate.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.
by MadKnight April 4, 2022
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Did you see Rick's new girlfriend?
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate
by Q-Dawg89 August 2, 2011
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A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!
by soopadickman July 30, 2006
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Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”
Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”
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Get the Masterpoke mug.to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.
Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.
by Long Johns July 7, 2011
Get the MasterDate mug.A person who is the exact opposite of what is stated, They are in fact FailGamer, only that name was taken lol.
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