Masturcramp

When you're masturbating so ferociously that once you're done, your arm - from your elbow to your shoulder - will cramp up in pain or in extreme cases, from your forearm to your shoulder.

Last night i was masturbating so hard that when i was done a had a terrible Masturcramp.

by Mastur Chief August 6, 2011

Masternap

Where somebody goes and masturbates, then quickly falls asleep.

"gotta go masternap"

"*Fap Fap Fap Fap*

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."

by Master Napper October 2, 2011

Visa Visa MasterCard

The term used for the wealthiest sorority or fraternity on campus.

She thinks she is the best because she is in Visa Visa MasterCard.

Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.

by brucekey June 5, 2007

masturrape

a combination of the words 'masturbate' and 'rape'. it means to think about somebody while you masturbate, or to masturbate to somebody's pictures.

i masturrape my crush every night.

by xaxaxa June 24, 2010

MasterCrumble

A slang for a sexy person

"Oh look at that MasterCrumble walking over there!"

by Aceito October 3, 2016

MasterCard

sliding your hand between the crack of another person's butt when they are bending over, imitating the swiping of a credit card.

At soccer practice, Matt gave Dave a MasterCard and we all got punished

by William Henry Wallace February 7, 2009

mastercrying

The act of crying and masterbating simultaneously.

I am a lonely loser, every night you will find me in my room mastercrying myself to sleep.

by ChiChi1984 November 6, 2011