violent masterbation

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.

Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.

by Bigg N October 27, 2006

Maseray

A beautiful Darkskin girl that has big dreams. Usually has an attitude but never switches up on her friends. She says she won't have any kids but really wants kids. She is a charm, find you a Maseray, she's a keeper.

Maseray is beautiful.

by Bigzaddyc November 27, 2016

masterbaiter

On a fishing boat, one of the three common grades of baiters (those who handle their little fish in hope of attracting a bigger fish).

When I first started this job, I was just an Apprentice, but after long years of conscientious study and hard work, I made it to Journeyman. Now I'm studying hard and trying to work my way up to MasterBaiter!

by DaDebil August 5, 2008

Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

Masterbailer

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

by Absurdum July 17, 2011

masterbird

A specific person, who is as free as a bird and is awesome at everything he decides to do.

Masterbird finished doing his awesome work and went on a trip to Amsterdam.

by blackbird21 June 2, 2010