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masturbatory inspiration

When you need new ideas so you can "climax" during masturbation.
My best friend told me she needed some masturbatory inspiration because she got tired of thinking about the same things when she was masturbating. She couldn't "get off" anymore thinking about the same things over and over again.
by ChineseGoddess March 23, 2009
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mastabatorium

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.
The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.
by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007
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masturbatory

Something that is overly self-involved or self-indulgent.
"It's not some technical, masturbatory, 'see-what-I-can-do?' record." - Dave Grohl on 'Nevermind'.
by O'Hare June 30, 2006
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masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
by Hylindar September 2, 2014
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self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)
Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory
by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020
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masturbatory

A certain room, it could be at ones house or work. used to masturbate in privacy. usually filled with comfortable furniture such as a bed or couch. also may include, but not limited to playboy magazines and other types of pornographic images, porn videos, internet porn, and a large t.v. For ones personal pleasure, there may also be lubricants or lotion.
"Dude I need to go to my masturbatory to work of this woody of mine."
by robodobe December 19, 2008
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Mastubatorium

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
by AxelPee April 21, 2008
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