A particular type of resident (actually, denizen) of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts who is (1) loud, stoooppyd, and hidebound, (2) who has no connections between their shriveled brains and any parts of their bodies, especially their hands and legs that are supposed to control their caaahh (automobile) and their mouths, which make drunks from other states seem articulate and sophisticated in comparison.
Their baseball team, the Boston Red Sox is one to which they are fanatically devoted, despite that team's mediocre record, but entertaining performances. Likewise they express their collective and massive inferiority complex by acting lame, stupid and hostile to even the most trivial item or word related to the New York Yankees, including New York residents in general, especially when the Sox get massacred by the Yankees, which seems to happen all the time.
In general, you can always know that you're in the presence of a Masshole, when you get a strong sensation in your gut which makes you pray that this thing should immediately crawl back into the crevice from which it came.
Their baseball team, the Boston Red Sox is one to which they are fanatically devoted, despite that team's mediocre record, but entertaining performances. Likewise they express their collective and massive inferiority complex by acting lame, stupid and hostile to even the most trivial item or word related to the New York Yankees, including New York residents in general, especially when the Sox get massacred by the Yankees, which seems to happen all the time.
In general, you can always know that you're in the presence of a Masshole, when you get a strong sensation in your gut which makes you pray that this thing should immediately crawl back into the crevice from which it came.
When visiting New Hampshire, a Masshole will refer to that state as "Cow New Hampshire" (please note the "originality"), and if they happen to be seen next to an actual New Hampshire cow, it is the cow that comes off as more polite, educated and has a less offensive odor.
by Fledfrombeantown. May 28, 2012
A dipshit from Massachusetts. Usually: a driver from Massachusetts, whom everyone hates (did i use whom right? i never kno) To be accompanied with a flash of the middle finger.
by Eric Dion September 17, 2003
Massholes are people from Massachusetts doing asshole things. Most commonly driving related things.
The term "Massholes" is mostly used in New England.
The term "Massholes" is mostly used in New England.
Where are they from? Massachusetts? No wonder! They're a Masshole!
by Friskii June 30, 2020
1. That bodybuilder keeps slamming the 20lb dumbells and either grunting or moaning in between sets, what a masshole.
2. That masshole marked his territory by leaving his gallon jug of water by the squat rack he was using to do curls in.
3. Why is that masshole mean muggin me between sets. She must be roid raging.
2. That masshole marked his territory by leaving his gallon jug of water by the squat rack he was using to do curls in.
3. Why is that masshole mean muggin me between sets. She must be roid raging.
by TKO-RichStone April 01, 2017
anyone from Massachusetts
That guy from Harvard thought he would make a great president, but he was really just another masshole.
by stanley steppenwolf August 30, 2005
A person of most likely Irish Catholic decent, residing in the state of Massachusetts. They most probably are white trash and most definitely "aint got no class". A distinguishing characteristic of a masshole is when one gets out of their car and screams profanity at you for taking to long to leave your parking spot. All massholes like the Patriots and some like the celtics but most think basketball is a sport for people who "aint got no class". You know you have scene a masshole if they ask rhetorically the question "ya think ya bettah then me, huh?" then followed by "you aint got no class bitch".
by PhloridaTrash February 01, 2019
That Masshole just shot up with heroin, then murdered my brother, and wonders what everyone else's problem is.
by MizBossyboots April 11, 2010