Masdebate

Deciding whether or not to masturbate for an extended period of time, mainly used in whether or not knowing if you have enough time.

Johnothan masdebated while his parents were going to the store.

by Mr Union January 17, 2012

massabating

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.

Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.

by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011

The DHMS Massacare

On November 4th 15 or more fights went down in a single day Hold your beef till the DHMS Massacre.

"Yo bro Mr. Fulton ain't ready for The DHMS Massacare"

by Artistic Boy May 14, 2021

mastibate

To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.

Derived from the seperate terms masticate and masturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.

by Cius May 8, 2005

mastrabate

having an orgasm without any external forces touching the genitals like having a wet dream. based on the differences between intranet and internet.

Dan woke up with a mess in his bed because he mastrabated from within his body and caused an eruption downstairs

by PeanutsMcPeanuts January 18, 2009

Mastacated

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

Mastubate

(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.

1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)

4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.

by m00per23 August 26, 2017