masturdater

A person who masterdates

John: Why is Jim always in his room at night ?
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.

by Fuckboy114,506JkLolz June 19, 2017

masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Masquerade

From White Wolf's Vampire: The Masquerade game series. This is the name given to the tradition of the Kindred (vampires) hiding themselves from the Kine (humans). They have learned over the centuries that it is better for them to hide from the knowledge of mortals, lest they be discovered and hunted to extinction. Humans far outnumber the Kindred, and armed with UV lights and flamethrowers, they would die out very fast indeed.

Those Kindred foolish enough to violate the Masquerade are usually executed.

by Shadow of the Void June 24, 2006

Masquerade

The second installment to the Blue Bloods series by Melissa de la Cruz. Schuyler travels to Venice with Oliver to find her grandfather. For a few months the silver blood attacks have stopped for a while, but Schuyler is convinved they're not over.

Masquerade is the novel in which the Four Hundred Ball occurs.

by Ashley247 January 21, 2009

masquerbate

Masturbating while wearing a mask.

Between watching V for Vendetta and Dark Wing Duck, Jason masquerbates quite a lot in his spare time.

by altuck November 1, 2010

masquerade party

A party where everyone wears masks and fucks one another. See the movie "eye's wide shut" for an example.

Let's go to a masquerade party and join in on an orgy.

by rim job jobberson October 31, 2013

Masturdate

In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.

My boyfriend lives in Arizona, but we have a masturdate at least twice a week.

by Myriam Webster August 19, 2021