Malvern

Town in southeastern Pennsylvania located about 20 miles east of Philly. The Borough of Malvern is home to 3,500 geriatrics who all go to 1 pharmacy, 1 convenience store, and 47 antique stores. The borough is about 1 square mile but all the business is located in one half, the blacks have their section and the rich have their place (though they seem to be taking over the black sections). People think they are from Malvern, but most are retards because Malvern mailing address is the size of Cuba. Also sometimes referred to as bumblefuck, PA

1. "We're rich and Catholic! Let's move to Malvern"
2. "We're black and Baptist! Let's move out of Malvern"
3. "We're old! Let's die in Malvern"
Uh, DERP!

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004

Marvens

The best boy on earth that’s my baby . I love him , he make me feel happy . Y’all , get you a Marvens .

Stranger - my bf cheated on me

Janiya - that’s tough , you need to get you a Marvens
Stranger - where do I find one of those ??

by jayyleeeeee527 January 21, 2021

marver

A type of substance inside the foreskin, whitish in color. Can be mass produced as cosmetics, food additives and ayurvedic products.

Glenn's marver is being used by Fauzi as a lip gloss and Chef used it as his soup ingredients.

by Jamalhass May 20, 2018

marvelnewt

Marvel newt is the best tiktoker on tiktok

Omg did marvelnewt just use a cupcake song in her video
Yes she did

by Cupcake 1 September 4, 2021

Marven

Marven is the Boy, who is quiet in class and doesn‘t make any drama, but still catches your attention. His voice is the definition of „calm“. If you know him he shows you what a kind person he is and always has your back.
He can be crazy tho, and loves to go on Partys with the right people.

People fall easy in love with him, even if he dosen‘t know that a lot of them are flashed by the first eye contact.

„omg do you know him?“
„Yess, thats Marven“

by 222t.p November 22, 2021

Malvern Prep

a homosexual rich school where guys exchange rim jobs

my anus is sore from visiting malvern las t nite, and my wallet is now empty

by Malvern is gay May 6, 2005

Malvern

I'm sick of all these definitions about Malvern. I grew up in Malvern, I have family there still. I got into University of Toronto (downtown) though, full scholarship. I'm tamil. I lived in Malvern for a good 17 years, I don't remember any deaths, shootings, friends killing friends on principle or for any other reason! My parents, and many of the other residents of Malvern, no matter what race, were/are first year immigrants and worked their asses off in order to escape persecution in their home country to get to Canada. In my graduating year of high school, almost all of the students went to University or College. A lot to UofT Scarborough, since this university is IN Malvern.

Quit talking nonsence about Malvern. You've never lived here, taken a step in here, SO WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE?!

by Informed. August 31, 2006