1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.
by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011
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Elliot Marten is the bestest in the world. Honestly a god. Everyone loves him except iraq. I have a crush on him.
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