John Marston

1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.

John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.

by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023

Abigail marston

To describe that your wife/girlfriend is a fucking whore

Greg heffley: holy shit holly hills is like abigail marston

Chirag: thats crazy

Pete kowalski: 💀

by Johngle arson September 3, 2025

sarah marston

is well known in the under ground rapper world as Mini Mama. she is often found froliking through the streets of clinton spitting out freestyle. the end

sarah marston, rapper of the century

by mummy81 February 20, 2011

Pulling a Marston

Getting him put on all your credit cards when he wants to have a baby with everybody

TIME FOR SOME CHEMICAL CASTRATION. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PULLING A MARSTON.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Marston

Coined by the college athlete Danny Marston, the term describes the act of undermining your captain's authority (mainly in football) on and/or off the field.

A: "The captain told him to pitch, what the fuck is he doing?!"
B: "He is pulling a Marston, man."
A: "What a moron!"

by NTJW July 13, 2020

Jake Marston

A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.

I got fucked by a Jake Marston.

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021