marko

The most handsome man on the planet, who gets all the girls and fucks all the bitches.

movie star looks! marko antonio salis

by marko antonio curiel February 05, 2010

marko

A typo written in marker, where you begin to write a letter with a permanent marker and realize you are making a mistake - but too late! You will have to do it over again.

Oops, I need to fix this marko I just did. This sucks! Now I have to do the whole thing over again.

by sammymerz June 12, 2009

Marko

The kind guy you steal the name of in Kahoot because he is the man

You: (steals Marko’s name in Kahoot)
Marko: Yo who took my name? smh

by HarrietTubmanistheman June 28, 2021

Marko

A classical definition of a man who is sometimes asshole.

Seems like a hoe in a future.
Seems like a bad friend, but he will always have a pleause to drink with you!
Also, he is great because he keeps your secret like a God although if you are in a fight with him.
He can be so lovely.

Sarah: Look, Marko is overhere!
Ksenia: Maybe we can callout him there?
Sarah: But he is looking like he os in bad mood.
Ksenia: Sure, but he is always ready for a bottle of wine.

by Awkwardwierd1611 January 09, 2018

marko

a fuckboy that most likely will act like he's in love with you and then cheat on you. always puts on a show when he is gonna lose you because he can not live without a GIRL, not gonna lie it's hard to fall out of love with a marko.

"wow did you hear what happened to Alex"

"yes that was such a marko"

by lolchchcjckdlfo March 21, 2019

Marko

Marko is a serbian jewish duck who loves drinking. You will notice him by his walking and immediatly think he is a duck. His ancestors were in auschwitz.

Person 1: Oh look a duck
Person 2: No you idiot, that is Marko Simunic

by Desperaso January 26, 2019

Marko

A fucking retard with a long black dick and a white skin. normally called a markie. A marko is also a mother fucker of his own kind

your'e a marko

by Travo1 August 20, 2014